In the not too distant future, a secret government chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into 'Super Zombie Strippers', the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new 'fad' even if it means there is no turning back.
No, this isn't a porno even though it stars Jenna Jameson. My cousin owns this movie and told us we need to watch it. He said it was so horrible that its good. Liar. It's dumb, stupid and just plain corny.
There was nothing else to watch and so we popped this movie in. Basically its about a star stripper that turns into a zombie. But being a zombie improves her polel dancing skills. Soon all the guys just want see zombie strippers. All the other strippers get jealous and want to be zombies too.
You know how sometimes a movie is so bad that it's funny. This movie isn't even that. So if you are looking for a really bad movie with zombie strippers that shoot ping pong balls and cue balls from their va jay jay, then this is the movie for you.
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I love zombie movies. I make it a point to watch any and every zombie movie on the market.
This is the only one where I regretted my time watching.
There have been other shitty ones, but this one is not only the worst zombie movie, but possibly the worst movie ever of any genre.
You know, I think this might have been better had it been a porno.
I love zombie movies too, but I'm going to stay far far away from this one. LOL
ames, i think you should take one for the team and check it out.
I know you are curious. Come on, watch it.
i am going to track this movie down, i have a feeling it will be legendary